This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.
ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh
How do dick pics make u feel?
NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.
Nature’s just been waiting for the internet.
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.
Poor lil guys.
Animated movies (because of course no live action movie could escape depicting them as the adorable little buggers they are) design them like they’re tiny vicious wolves who will sneak into a house just to murder your baby
when they’re actually these big plushy doofuses with perpetually ridiculous expressions, and courtesy of their extremely social nature and proclivity for living (and getting along) in huge groups, are a lot less likely to go aggressive on you than, say, a Syrian hamster or a cat or other animals that are/were originally exclusively solitary.
(Yes, they did carry the plague, but a) the real vector was the fleas, not the rats, and b) that was Rattus rattus, whereas any rats you’d likely encounter today are Rattus norvegicus, an entirely separate species that has a different relationship with pathogens.)
And this is why I started designing adorable rat merch. There are too many cartoon portrayals of rats like this and it needs to stop. Mind you, The Secret of NIMH did a decent job with its rats, the only really scary one was Brutus, the rat in that screencap, Justin and the rest of the rats were portrayed well (and you should TOTALLY read the book for more amazing rat stuff, the book is much better than the movie).
Hey not all animated rats are portrayed evil!
Pixar gets it!
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
"This isn't the right time to use that, Ash."
Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story
and the antagonist of someone else’s!
And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0
This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.
You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.
Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.
"i demand to be loved"
School and Tumblr photoset
The scene in the train station where a young boy smiles at Cyclops and he smiles back was unplanned. The boy was a huge X-Men fan, and Cyclops was his favorite. The scene originally called for Cyclops to look at the train schedule, but according to Bryan Singer the boy could not stop smiling at James Marsden. Finally, during one shot, Marsden just looked back at him and smiled, much to the boy’s delight. Bryan Singer liked the idea so much, he kept it in the film